whopper

An exclamation used at the sight of a male blessed in the trouser regions.

An adjective used to describe the above average size of a penis.

"Even though Julie never ate fast food, she'd always jump at the chance to swallow a whopper."

by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003

whopper-jawed

to be crooked or bent out of shape

that picture that Chris hung in the den was a little Whopper-jawed. I guess he don't own a level.

by kenner63 June 9, 2011

wapper

A word used among many friendly cocaine users to describe the narcotic itself.

Yo bro, would you mind stylin me out with a nice wapper.

by wapperking August 4, 2011

sloppy whopper

noun
The act of slapping an erect penis which is covered with a viscus substance, such as molasis or honey, against someones cheek.

Cam gave Mitch a sloppy whopper.

by joesalt September 17, 2005

Willy Whopper

When a boy has an erection, taken from the UK name for penis (Willy), and a popular burger from Burger King (also due to the fact that Whopper is a description for something "big")

Tina was surprised to see Andy's Willy Whopper

by AwesomeSpaceRanger November 23, 2014

The Sloppy Whopper with Heavy Mayo

The act of sneaking up on a friend from behind, and ejaculating on their backs without him or her noticing.

Man, John did it again. The Sloppy Whopper with heavy mayo... i need a new shirt.

by stan harris March 28, 2007

wolpers hall

The only male hall on the University of Missouri–Columbia campus (often called MIZZOU or MU). The most ballin place on campus.

"Yo man, I heard up in Wolpers hall they're having a fucking crazy party!!!!!!"

by nizate September 5, 2007