pussy velcro

Substitute bait or personality enhancement to attract plastic, silicone bitches in lieu of a traditional pussy magnet.

Bill!, wheres your blind puppy? Ha! I sold that fleabag to a Vietnamese family and catch way more pussy by hanging this $5 bill out of my pants! Abe Lincoln is pussy velcro and wont crap on my carpet!

by StuPedasso September 17, 2012

Velcro Butt

When you don’t wipe very well after number 2 and you leave residue behind. When spreading your cheeks it releases the sound that of Velcro due to the pasted poop around your anus.

Guy 1: hey dude check this out

spreads ass cheeks

Guy 2: woah that totally sounded like Velcro butt!!!

Guy 1: ugh no way I thought I wiped this time!!!
Guy 2: better get a boudet bruh.

by Crunch my cookie June 3, 2024

velcro

A Velcro person/velcro refers to someone who is overly clingy, needy, or dependent, often attaching themselves to others in a way that feels intrusive or suffocating. Just like the fastening mechanism of Velcro, they "stick" to people and situations, making it hard to create distance or have personal space. This term is often used metaphorically to describe someone who requires constant attention, companionship, or validation.

He's like velcro, always hanging around and never giving me any space.

by xxxnvmxxx September 18, 2024

Velcro dick

When the sweat and smegma cause a man's peepee to stick to his scrotum.

Hey bruh, I had velcro dick so bad, I had to use both hands to peel it off my scrot to take a piss.

by Big Lunch March 28, 2024

velcro hampouch

a hairy vagina

yesterday,i told my friends wife to shave her velcro hampouch!

by fizzkid February 20, 2011

velcro sack

When a man has balls that constantly stick to their thighs and have to be ripped off like Velcro or a sticker.

I kept getting Velcro sack during my lecture, I swear it made a noise when I hat to pull it off.

by Memely_dayz December 4, 2021

Call velcro

Velcro for your phone

Oh my gosh look at that Call velcro!

by Nobodycalledyoutoday May 20, 2019