Velcro Lips

big nigger lips sticking together when they talk

(Broke ass Nigger talking shit) Shut up Velcro Lips

by meowxoxooxoxooxoxo January 03, 2025

velcro wallets are bad

No they aren’t. They are just regular wallets but with velcro

Guy 1: hey dude let me pay for dinner
Guy 2: thanks dude
Guy 1: pulls out Velcro wallet
Guy 2: you have a Velcro wallet? Velcro wallets are bad. And they are childish too.
Guy 1: no they aren’t. They are just regular wallets but with Velcro
Guy 2: yeah, I’m sorry, you are right.

Guy 3: pulls out ziplock bag with money inside
Guy 2 & guy 1: wtf

by PokerMaster64 November 27, 2021

Virginia velcro

When two lovers haven’t shaved their pubes in a while and the hair seems to interlock as if twas velcro.

When the lot lizard was looking for some late night fun it was interrupted by a Virginia Velcro

by Midwestern handjob March 02, 2024

beard velcro

When two men embrace each other and rub their manly beards together in some fashion.

Haven't seen you in a long time dude! Come give me some beard velcro!

by denvergeekery June 24, 2014

velcro box

A crabby women's vagina...

My wife's velcro box has sand in it, looks like ill be sleeping on the couch tonight...

by Dr.Loco July 07, 2024

Velcro

Vel·cro /ˈvelkrō/ 1. (n) a fastener for clothes or other items 2. (adj.) cool, awesome, amazing. Origin, English. Macklemore. "Thrift Shop." (feat. Wanz) e.g., "I could take some Pro Wings, make them cool, sell those. The sneaker heads would be like 'Aw, he got the Velcros'."

"Let's go to the corn maze."
"Yeah, man. That'd be so Velcro."

by ScribbleKid October 11, 2015

Velcro

Loving your partner so much that you do not want to be with out them. You want to do everything with them because you love them so much.

Velcro is defined as loving someone so much you can not be without them. When your partner goes to work you want to go with them.

by 19921993 January 16, 2018