The Velcro Effect

When a guy gets excited & precums enough for his penis to stick to his underwear. It makes the sound of velcro when trying to pull it off.

My fascination about a hot chick gives me the Velcro Effect.

by Lilbutter1310 January 15, 2020

wylan van velcro cult

the wylan van velcro cult is a groupchat created by a santaka on twt and is a gc full of 68 mentally ill teenagers who spend there free time obsessing over a gay man and books.

"oh no! the wylan van velcro cult is on my timeline again"

by EV3YLNHUGOS November 19, 2021

A Velcro bitch

A Velcro bitch is the highest level of clingers, topping even a level 5 clinger.

A Velcro bitch is a woman or man that claim relationship status of a person without even meeting in person.

I met a Velcro bitch online from another state that wanted to be official couples prior to ever meeting for first date and repeatedly talks about wanting to be married.

by Waylow79 August 10, 2015

dope like velcro

a term used to describe how cool something is using the word know for cool-dope and velcro which is cool it self

Man that is dope like velcro!

by foxy December 13, 2004

pussy velcro

Substitute bait or personality enhancement to attract plastic, silicone bitches in lieu of a traditional pussy magnet.

Bill!, wheres your blind puppy? Ha! I sold that fleabag to a Vietnamese family and catch way more pussy by hanging this $5 bill out of my pants! Abe Lincoln is pussy velcro and wont crap on my carpet!

by StuPedasso September 17, 2012

beard velcro

When two men embrace each other and rub their manly beards together in some fashion.

Haven't seen you in a long time dude! Come give me some beard velcro!

by denvergeekery June 24, 2014

Flesh Velcro

When a woman uses a baby as a means to attach herself to a man

Also,
When a person attaches themselves to someone for their own professional or personal benefit.

That baby is a BABY not Flesh Velcro !

by The Norx June 11, 2018