Vagisitus

A sick or infected vagina.

I was gonna go down on her, but when I pulled her pants down it was obvious she was suffering with vagisitus.

by joeking December 19, 2007

Vagilicous

This word is in reference to a heterosexual male or a homosexual female's desire for vagina. The word does not describe and actual taste but rather the intense desire one would have to eat a vagina. Thus the word describes a level of intense desire for any object, not intense flavor.

That is one vagilicous porch you are driving, wish I had one.

or

That steak looks vagilicous, I think I'll order 2 please.

by JP Bedrick March 31, 2008

Vaginitis Battyee

An ailment that causes a man to start growing a moistie where their balls used to be. Causes include fear of losing to a superior competitor and fear of the pussy whip.

Dane told his friends that he could not come out tonight because he had to do his washing. At this point there was two loud pops and a sudden rush of moistness in his underderps. He had indeed come down with the dreaded Vaginitis Battyee Disease.

by Hman April 18, 2008

vagarious

hairy vagina

She has a vagarious.

by alorakevinsam January 14, 2009

vaginoscopy

A process similar to a colonoscopy. It's very usefull in the removal of a fine minerals after a full night of drinking sex on the beach.

She was foolin around with her boyfriend while they were camping and had to get a vaginoscopy when she got home, she said she felt like she did before herpes.

by gmsb September 30, 2009

Vagenius

When somebody makes a stupid mistake that normally only a woman would make

That guy doesn't have his headlights on! What a vagenius!
You put a fork in the microwave you vagenius!

by The Jam Master Jank February 28, 2011

Vaginanusitis

A woman may experience this when wearing underwear that is to small for her and pants that are too tight which results in her buttocks forming two cheeks and a camel toe at the center. Also known as "vagina-butt-butt."

I gained weight and when I went out I had major Vaginanusitis

by Chary_Let's Go Home September 18, 2012