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upper deck

When you take the top off a toilet and shit in it so and replace it so when the next victim flushe's instead of becoming clean it fill's up with shit..
This dude pissed my off so I gave him the ol' upper deck..
by Dave buttox May 5, 2004
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Upper Ninety

One of the two top corners of a goal in a sporting event such as a soccer or lacrosse game. "Upper" refers to the top, "Ninety" refers to the ninety degree corner. They are the same as the 3 and 4 holes on an ice hockey goal. The Upper Ninety is an area of the goal that is hard to hit with the ball (due to small area and proximity to goal posts) but it is typically even harder for the goalie to cover the corners, thus making an Upper Ninety shot a feat of skill.
Jack shot from too far out but hit the upper ninety and scored anyway because the goalie couldn't jump that far and that fast to block the ball.

Jill likes to practice hitting the upper nineties of the lacrosse goal so she will instinctively shoot there during a live game.
by BTBD April 8, 2010
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upper hutt

A Hicktown run down suburb of Wellington New Zealand - the streets are dominated by stupid fucking Slappers and there Rugbyhead boy-racer faggot-ass Boyfriends of whom the cops dont ever seem to harrass cos there "everybodys little darlings who cannot do any wrong"
Upper Hutt is a Prep-Infested Shit Dump
by Brother Number One October 12, 2003
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upper middle class

To have grown up upper-middle class or upper class. To be well bred and be respected and looked up to by the rest of the classes. To have good values and been blessed.

Upper middle class usually have at least one parent with a college degree and make over over 60,000 dollars a year. They usually live in the suburbs ( like I did ) and have many luxuries to enjoy.

Upper Middle Class usually have multiple cars, a very nice home and take many vacations. Vacations may be to the Bahamas or Europe. They give their kids whatever they want and the kids get to enjoy many opportunities the other classes don't have.
I had a great life growing up Upper Middle Class.
by Zace May 16, 2008
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Upper Decker Double Blumpkin

When a man is taking a dump in the tank of a toilet while a female is sitting on the bowl taking a dump while facing him and performing oral sex on him.
Yo I was taking a shit and Tracy want to give me a blumpkin but she also had to take a shit so we did an Upper Decker Double Blumpkin
by Roger Podacter September 19, 2010
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upper tittie

A hockey term, To shoot the puck into the upper corners of the net
Mike Henrici scored upper tittie in overtime to win the game. It was sick!!
by jdub22 December 31, 2005
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upper snicker

The process of delivering an upper decker on an unsuspecting enemy after eating 10 or more snicker bars (thereby getting snickerrhea).
"yo i just ate a box of snickers and upper snickered my dad's new fiance."
by turkeydinner January 20, 2010
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