too $hort

Hilarious Rapper, listen to song "keep on fuckin me" for example

Too $hort is fuckin awesome!

by kent May 11, 2003

Mr.Me Too

1- Anything you say u got the other person saying,"Yea Me Too."

2- New Single by The Clipse Featuring Pharrell

You-I got a Benz

Mr.Me Too- Yea Me too

by twist708 September 4, 2008

stand too

army slang meaning an attack is imminant and to take fireing posistions ready to return fire. Every soldiers worst nightmare as it usually means getting out of doss bags (sleeping bags) in the early hours to get shot at for a few minutes or possibly hours.

stand too, stand too. INCOMING

by banta87 October 24, 2010

Too Tired

An excuse a man makes when his girlfriend doesn't want to get it in. Happens when she doesn't like it.

Ryan told me yesterday he was too tired to get it in

by shedoesn'tlikeit October 25, 2011

Too Fresh

1) Refers to somebody who has too much style to be considered Fresh, but only Too Fresh.

2) A Boss Clothing Line

Im looking Too Fresh right now.

by Too Fresh Clothing September 6, 2010

too much

Just too much, too much to handle, just too much...

Lisa: Melissa why don't you wanna come sleigh riding?
Melissa: It's just too much.

by Lisa and Melissa November 3, 2005

too far

This usually happens when a few friends are playfully bugging their buddy.

To take a joke too far, you should keep talking after you stopped being funny, or bring the persons mom into the conversation.

nick- nico, go get some friends.
jessica- you always drink all my stuff, smelly.
nico-you guys suck, haha.
drew- ha ha, yeah! nobody likes you! not even your mom! loser!
dan- too far, drew. too far.

by udaddict September 12, 2009