Toilet Tea

The act of leaving a used tampon in the toilet without flushing...leaving it to steep into a bloody tea.

I woke up this morning, went in to the bathroom to take a piss and almost puked when i saw the toilet tea my wife left in the pot.

by Goldstein14 February 25, 2013

Toilet Push Up

The act of entering a public restroom stall to perform a set of covert push ups, with the intent of getting as swole as possible before removing one's shirt for a social function.

Brett entered the Wrigley Field stall to bust out a quick set of toilet push ups so he could look as yolked as possible for the women in the bleachers.

by Rheebs November 18, 2018

toilet fish

piece of semi-solid bodily waste evacuated through the anus and discovered in the unflushed toilet

“Fuck me…who’s the rude cocksucker that left me a toilet fish?”

by CaptainZlogg July 24, 2009

toilet tongue

A phrase that means cussing -- like "potty mouth", "garbage mouth", or "gutter mouth".

Don't drop that coffeepot on your foot, or you'll develop a case of toilet tongue so severe, the casting director for National Lampoon's new movie "@*$%! You and @*$%! The @*$%ing @*$%! Too!" might call and want you to play the lead role.

by Telephony November 22, 2010

toilet-dipper

a man whos genitals touch the toilet bowl water while seated; a man with a huge dick and/or balls that hangs so far down that they take a bath while he is mounting the porcelain goddess.

n: toilet-dipper
v:toilet-dipping, toilet-dip, toilet-dipped

girl - "that guy and i hooked up the other night, he is definitely a toilet-dipper!"

guy - "dude, i hate when i fuckin toilet dip!"
friend - "yeah that is pretty dirty, what does your girlfriend think of that?"

by "the nike slogan!" January 28, 2010

Toilet Paper

The extinct tissue that early civilizations used to cleanse their rectums after defacation.

"Toilet Paper has been nowhere to be seen since the coronavirus raid of 2020."

by Cheek_Clapper March 22, 2020

Toilet Test Sheet

The first sheet of toilet paper used, while using the restroom, to decide if you will need more.

When Jeremy couldn't decide whether his poop was dry or wet, he used a toilet test sheet, and found that he needed more, due to excessive diarrhea.

by hmvic November 21, 2011