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Thor's Hammer 

When one gets aroused by thunderstorms or loud, booming noises.
This thunderstorms given John a bad case of Thor's Hammer. He has to get nailed during thunderstorms.
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Thor Emil 

Thor Emil is the smartest persons alive and sexy
Thor Emil ar smart
Thor Emil by BOBhake January 18, 2023

thor's island

the place in between your ball sack and your arse-hole. also commonly called gooch or grundel.
yeah she totally spread some cream cheese in my thor's island last night
thor's island by H-GEEZY February 24, 2007

Thor's Hammer 

When theres 6 guys banging a chick, 2 in each hole, and they all blow thier loads at the same time, then they all spinebust the girl at the same time.
Kathy died last night after we hit her with Thor's Hammer.
Thor's Hammer by kingrootintootin December 23, 2005

thor's hammer 

The act of giving a girl a purple headed mushroom tattoo, but from directly above, unleashing all of the fury of Ragnarök upon her head.
I totally gave that chick Thor's hammer last night dude, she'll have to wear a hat for a week to cover the bruise.

Thor's Hammer 

An act of masturbation in which a male individual grips the shaft of his erect penis in one hand, leaving the head exposed. Then, the other hand is balled into a fist, and forcefully smashes the head of the individuals penis, like a hammer.
Oh damn, I shouldn't Thor's Hammer anymore, my boober is starting to turn purple.