Tender Lizard

Michael William Denney Thunder Wizard

1.) Tender Lizard believes he's mahadeva and his "students" buys into it.
2.) Tender Lizard is so impulsive he judges strangers without even knowing them!

by xYourDadx May 31, 2020

hanging tender

The male sexual organ.

Get some of this hanging tender.

by MrFreeman88 March 2, 2004

Pussy Tender

Slang for a soft individual or somebody scared.

You are a pussy tender cuz you are scared.

by 10 inch girl toy August 28, 2009

legal tender

The definition of when a Broad is of "legal age of consent" this does vary from state to state

Hey Longbaugh, are these chicks Legal Tender? If not, we'll have to drive em to Indiana, hoooo!

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

Firm Tender

A firm tender one of any gender that is young and very attractive.

Damn he is a firm tender with his sexy eyes
Damn she is a firm tender with pretty smile

by KMK99890999 May 7, 2011

tender tuff

an erection. when you get a hard on. booner

Man,I got a tender tuff looking at that ass

by Mama2cita September 6, 2007

Tender tugger

Someone who would rather give a bad hand job then spread her legs and recieve the cock

Joe: "how was your date with Andy?"
Bob:" It sucked assballs man. I had no clue she was such a tender tugger"

by mandrew_thejew March 28, 2008