twat

1. Person who twitters way too much.
2. The past tense of twittering.
3. Vagina.
4. Combination of 1 and 3.

1. Man last night you changed your twitter message like a thousand times, I dont really give a shit when you decided to flick on the TV you twat!
2. I twat ya last night, didn't you get it?
3. See that girls twat yo, it had teeth or some crazy shit!
4. Man you twitter too much, you really are a twat.

by lightxspeed April 19, 2009

twat

A person of the lowest form that is possible in the human sense of the word. The kind of person that would find theirselves working in a school as an IT apprentice.
This entity would normally find theirselves wearing chav clothes and acting in the sort of manner that would normally be appropriate for a monkey after a weekend out on the town with Jordan and a huge bag of coke.

An IT apprentice with the appearance of Kirk from Coronation Street and the manners of an Anteater with a blocked nose.

by Rugs January 6, 2007

twat

1.)The outer female genetalia.
2.)The area between the vagina/penis and anus.
3.)A deragatory term for someone who's being dumb.
4.)Really fun to say randomly.

stop being such a twat.

my twat is totally hurting.

TWAT!

by brite liner June 27, 2007

Twat

David Cameron

The twat thinks he's in charge of Britain!

by Aisforchange June 11, 2010

Twat

The word twat in the dictionary means ' pregnant goldfish!'

that goldfish is a twat!

by Sofii February 3, 2008

twat

twat is the female genitals.

when a women gets undressed her twat is revealed

by tftydtyfytrft November 19, 2007

twat

The parting between a female's vaginal lips. Hairy twat's may be harder to find than a shaven. Twat may be found offense so be careful how you use it...

Hey Tiffany, Your twat tastes of fucking cheese and fish- dont you wash down here?
*slap*

Barry you fucking hairy twat!

by relentle$$ January 6, 2007