Tottenham Hotspurs

Tottenham Hotspurs are a bad football team that have not won a league championship since 1961, and have a large fan base of Jewish community. Tottenham thought that they had struck gold when they signed Gareth Bale, and he soon became the team. However he soon came to his senses and realised that Tottenham were shit and left for a team 1000 times better. Currently these clueless supporters just remember the good old days, not just when they had Bale, but those 50 odd years ago when they actually won.

Man1: " hey did you watch the history channel last night?"
Man2: "no what was on?"
Man1: "something from before I was born, did you know Tottenham Hotspurs won a championship once?"
*both men burst into laughter*

by XxdanxX November 12, 2014

Tofat

If someone takes a fattening food and intentionally makes the food more fattening.

Man 1: Hey man, I'm gonna make a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich, instead of bread, I will use pancakes.

Man 2: Woaaahh man, that's Tofat!

by FaCtcaPmTp September 6, 2011

Totting

"Totting" (Verb) or "to tot", is the act of placing a single tater tot on a person's self unbeknownst to them. The "totted" person must then be pegged by a person of the tottee's choice.

"Jimmy has been totting everybody at this party, there is going to be so much pegging!"

by taterenthusiast September 16, 2019

Tottooing

To give a kid a tattoo. which is done usually in a private home ect. and with home made instruments. Because tattoo shops won't do it because they are under 18.
Becoming a popular job because there is a lot of money in it because there is a high demand for those services.
Tot+Tattooing.

John's got a tottooing business.

by Deep blue 2012 January 2, 2010

teeter totter rodeo

When a man lays on his back with one girl on his face and one girl riding his dick

Yo i had a teeter totter rodeo last nite with those 2 fiiiine ass blonde girls

by rj berger November 10, 2012

Teeter Totter

When a woman wearing high heels has a few too many, and can no longer navigate different types of terrain in her painful, poorly chosen high heels.

"That woman is doing a classic teeter totter," he said, observing her footwear and wobbly posture with equal parts schadenfreude and genuine concern.

by Contemptible Impudence February 11, 2015

totters

slang for "big boobies"

that babe in the miss america show had some huge totters

by your name September 19, 2004