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Sweaty Jesus

The act of making a good tackle in football is followed by shouting 'sweaty Jesus'
Barzagli the sweaty Jesus
by xCH3LS3ABLAD3Zx February 20, 2017
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Sweaty Box

Catherine had a sweaty box because she didn't shower for a week
by JamCat April 24, 2020
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B. Sweaty

AKA butt sweat, is the name given to a person's sweaty ass. Especially if one obtains an extremely sweaty ass by doing large amounts of walking in a hot and humid environment. It can also apply to one who wears grey sweat pants and sweats profusely during a workout.
Ted: Man we have only been walking down the las vegas strip for ten minutes and im already sweating.

Mark: Hell yeah man, I put in a man-pon cause that mutha fucka B. Sweaty is always hound doggin me when im walkin around down here.
by Nuke85 November 7, 2010
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Big dude sweaty ass

A large person who sweats from their ass during P.E. causing a large wet stain on the back of his shorts.
by jamie leek June 3, 2008
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Sweaty Nuts Reed

A condition caused by going out in public in the absence of pants, or by wearing your pants on inapproriate places of your body.
"He pulled a sweaty nuts reed by going naked on the hot summer day"
by Im_Hammered_Get_Down February 12, 2009
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Sweaty Squidward

You have had a long day and your junk is sweating. Your roommate has also had a long day and just passed out in the recliner. Simply drop your pants and put your balls in his eye sockets and your cock over his nose. He/she will resemble squidward from spongebob. (Google it if you do not know who he is)
Dude! Look Jared is giving Ethan a sweaty squidward!
by Mr. Bobby J. Light April 29, 2010
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Sweaty F Tard

Translates to "Sweaty Fuck Tard". Refers to an individual who produces an amount of sweat which is more than considered to be normal. Signs of a Sweaty F Tard will usually be noticeable sweat patches on the back, under the tits, face and underarms.
Look at that Sweaty F Tard. He' so sweaty.
by Captain McAwesome Junior November 14, 2010
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