Lauren Sullivan

Lauren is fucking crazy!!!! She has insane shoes and everything you could ever think of. Lauren has good taste in music and rocks fuckin hall and Oates! She has visions in her head about cool shit and has a good idea of life. Pretty and cool, she did NOT invent the word coolin under any circumstance. She has a crazy future and just dislocates her knee.

“Bro”
“Yeah?”
“Lauren Sullivan”
“Yeah”
“Shits wild”
“I’m aware”
“Don’t act smart with me”
Lauren: OW MY KNEE

by girldislocatesherknee June 23, 2019

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Ryan Sullivan

An individual who will mash CTRL+Z on your work when your computer is unattended.

Your work just got sullied, Ryan Sullivan'd.

by BleuArmy March 4, 2024

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Sullivan county (NY)

Sullivan county is a rural melting pot of white rednecks, Hispanic immigrants, urban African Americans, and HASIDIM, especially during the summer time. This shitbag of a county is known for the grossingers building which was once a world famous hotel and resort. But is now just a massive heap of scrap wood and broken windows plastered with graffiti and other forms of vandalism. And is also a popular spot to loiter and sell illicit drugs. The county has one of the worst std and drug abuse rates in the entire state Even worse than the entire city combined. Everyone here is an asshole alcoholic with 5 kids and two different baby mamas minimum. The women are all mid or just flat out gross looking. And still think they’re supermodels or something. The public schools stink, and there is not a heck of a lot to do besides hiking, drinking booze, getting high, or wasting all your money. It’s also WHERE I LIVE!!!

Sullivan county (NY)is a junkheap, an overpriced, overcrowded one.

by The New York hillbilly May 21, 2023

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