scrotum static

Scrotum, see beanbag or nutbag.

static, figure it out yourself.

Ever wear wool underwear? Ouch!

by scrotum static May 25, 2004

anti-static

Alternative to the well-worn business phrase "proactive."

My boss asked me to be more proactive in this project; I decided it was better to be anti-static.

by Jubilee Dunbar February 5, 2010

Static1403

Teh phat biatch!

OMG! Static1403 had nekkid pics!

by SexyKat October 3, 2003

Shatice

is black

"Shatice is black"

by Person is a person May 8, 2010

StaticXCC

Some net based persona who thinks he's the "man". In a sense he is, just because he loves anime and such. I just dont understand what this so called The_Wired is. As far as I know, it's the entire internet, an imaginary idea based on Lain. Whatever.

by -Z- August 8, 2003

static shocker

The act of generating static electricity, by shuffling one's feet on a carpet for example, then discharging the electricity to a woman's privates via the shocker for an extra tingle.

Beth: "I was psyched for the shocker last night, but Joe really blew me away with the static shocker.
Cindy: "Static shock! Whoop whoop!"

by Papa Tiempo September 5, 2009

Static Jimbo

A sexual act in which solid frozen feces are inserted into a oriphus (vagina, anus, or mouth).

Max: "Oh man I Static Jimboed my girl last night and she loved that shit!"

Jamie: "Whats a static jimbo?"

Max "Thats when you freeze your shit solid and then bang a chick with it."

Jamie "Oh nice."

by Grubbielove January 8, 2010