Spledex

The very form of Cringe. This is the biggest mistake the world has ever seen. God bless us all.

I cringe every time I see that normie Spledex.

by KillerMeme June 12, 2018

splease

Yes please. Used in response to a question to remove the need for 2 words.

Q:Would you like a glass of water?
A: Splease!

by Sanocomblano September 17, 2007

Spleater

Someone whom often thinks they can fly, only to fall off of buildings and land on pigeons.

Did you hear about Jenny? That spleater jumped off the Empire State building....Those poor pigeons!

by Jenn Jennifer January 1, 2008

Selext

Someone who will only respond to a text at their convenience.

I was hoping to get a text back from my friend, but he was being a selexter. (Noun)

I was trying to get a response, but you selexted me.

by UGHS April 8, 2011

Slexual

Sloth sexual. Characterized by the wearing of an ironic sloth shirt.

Man did you see that shirt? It was slexual

by Jaguar2121 November 16, 2014

Slexting

Directly translated as sleep texting, but used to describe texting while in a drowsy state

Tom Brady broke his cell phone because he was slexting scandalous photos to his girlfriend.

by cja25 September 9, 2015

Spleaser

Originating from and a slang term for "splasher" - an expression made popular by Jerry B. Anderson.

A spleaser (or splasher) is a (typically male) person that has the "Schalk im Nacken" and knows exactly how to attract people from the opposite sex (typically women). You will typically come across spleasers in groups of 3 - 6 individuals. Although general appearance can widely vary, a spleaser's most notable characteristics are chirping others, smooth dance moves, noteworthy intellect, baller attitude and a general overdose of swag.

Woah, did you see that dude making a move on that bird? He's a true spleaser!

by nmn104 April 11, 2019