splatterfap

To ejaculate into one's hand and then fling the semen at the nearest surface in order to create a random pattern.

This act is often followed by the appreciation and interpretation of the spiderweb-like pattern(s) formed by the ejaculate. This is how psychiatrists used to perform Rorschach tests.

Hey, baby, mind if I splatterfap the Mona Lisa on your ass?

by Rid3r August 13, 2012

Splatterday

To consume as much alcohol as you can until you splatter on any Saturday of the year. Vomiting, blacking out, and/or passing out can be considered "getting splattered".

Matt : Hey! Splatter day this weekend at my place?

Chase: I don't know man. Remember what happened last Splatterday?

by FunnyAssMatt February 7, 2015

slauberknockered

When you get really drunk

Dude! Jaff got slauberknockered last night

by Thatoneguy4024 April 12, 2016

Splatternug

When you cum every where somewhere you don't want to

I splatternug in my classroom in 3rd period

by NerdAlertAround October 24, 2016

splatterdabs

The little brown shit spots left on the toilet during a case of diarrhea

Someone had the shits again at work,they left little splatterdabsall over the toilet

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 23, 2016

Splatteritas

The outcome of drinking a 12 pk of straw-ber-Ritas all to yourself causing you to run to the bathroom every 5 seconds the next day.

-Hey bro, wanna come over and play some Call of Duty.

-Nah man, I've got the splatteritas.

by Cream of frog soup March 19, 2017

splatter monkey

When you shit so hard you leave stains on the bottom of the toilet

I went to the bathroom after David and he left splatter monkeys everywhere.

by Ccastle April 3, 2017