Dumb Southerner

What Donald Trump really thinks of his base as.

Flunky: Mr. President, what do you think of your Attorney General?
Trump: “This guy is mentally retarded. He’s this dumb Southerner ."

by yourmamatoo September 5, 2018

southern mullet

Pubic hair that is long in the back, towards the asscrack, and short in the front.

Lick my southern mullet.

by grandpoopba69 August 12, 2003

Southern Miss

Home of the eagles. We might not have the best football team, but we know how to party. Pull the stick out of your hotty toddy and come down to Hattiesburg where the guys arent d bags and the chicks arent bitches.

SMTTT

Southern Miss Elle: "Hey Mary lets leave the game at halftime and go down to the district and take shots."

Ole Miss Mary: "Oh golly geez Elle I might get in trouble with my sorority!"

Southern Miss Elle: "Your Sorority? How would they know? My sorority is down there with the shots...Geez Mary it must be really lame at Ole Miss.

by SouthernMissToTheTop December 20, 2010

southern fairy

Term of abuse for anyone who is from the south of england

i cant stand these blimin southern fairies

ay, i'd have to agree with yer on that one, i just 'ate these southern fairies

by Mozzie November 13, 2003

southern blush

When a womans vagina is blushing, getting wet at the thought of getting sex or along those lines "your vagina is blushing"

she had a serious case of southern blush after watching the firemans calendar shoot.

by Maestro fresh batch May 28, 2009

Southern Pacific

"Transcontinental Railroad", that was once the most powerful and influential corperation in the world. That managed through hook and crook to get a Federal Court ruling that recognized a corperation the same as a living person. This ruling has sence influenced corperate power ( mostly for the worse ) across the board ever since, throughout the entire world. They were the "Wal-Mart" and "Microsoft" of the late 19th Century through the early 20th century!

Octopus Big Four Monopoly Southern Pacific

by railroadsamurai December 21, 2009

Southern Comfort Smoothie

A shot of Southern Comfort & a sperm chaser.

Southern Comfort Smoothie: you're drunk & he's happy.

by jrsjoint March 17, 2010