2 definition by jrsjoint

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A shot of Southern Comfort & a sperm chaser.

Southern Comfort Smoothie: you're drunk & he's happy.

by jrsjoint March 17, 2010

The act of putting on a condom.

John Edwards wanted to be the leader of the free world, but wasn't smart enough to bag his junk.

by jrsjoint March 15, 2010