paul shortley

Man of pure strength and ability. One who has very small legs and dates goblins/dudes. If you are named Paul Shortley you do not deserve life. You're fucking gay

Wow! Look at that man that looks like a faggot, its Paul Shortley.

by komaz May 29, 2019

Snorklebeef

Derogatory for a giver of blowjobs. Useful when running low on insults or tired of using old stand-bys, such as "Don't be such a dick!"

Can you believe that guy? I caught him trying to look over the divider between urinals! What a snorklebeef!

by Sean66 September 22, 2005

snorkle

Laughter accompanied by an embarrassing snort

Ha ha! You snorkled!

by Dan345678 August 2, 2010

Snorkle

When you are sporting a hard on and you tuck it into you belt.

I totally had to snorkle while I was at the strip bar.

by Hektor18 January 3, 2011

rip snorter

State of being highly buzzed and having a good time.

That tall chick I was talking to at the bar had a stinkin' filthy rip snorter, dude. She was offering me shots of Jager and falling off the stool and shit. I think I might be temporarily in love.

by exitflagger April 25, 2008

Snorklegorf

Noun, one who sniffs bicycle seats for pleasure. Synomyns: Ass Whiffer,Creep, Loser, Pedophile, Wierdo.

That Snorklegorf just whiffed some kids bike.

by Doctor Dirt December 19, 2008

Snorklepuff

Here is the game

1. Go to Omegle.com
2. Start a chat
3. Only say the word snorklepuff
4. Profit

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: snorklepuff
Stranger: hi snorky
You: snorklepuff
Stranger: klepuffy
You: snorklepuff
Stranger: i need some chocolates
You: snorklepuff
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

by Snorklepuff November 28, 2009