Sir Smithington

Right before coming in a girl's mouth during oral sex, the man would take it out, "knight her" (touch one shoulder, than the other, with his penis, like a knight in the middle ages), come in her face and smack her across the face with his penis.

Last night, Jenny was being a bitch, so I gave her a Sir Smithington.

by golgathontheflatulent January 24, 2011

skitting

1. Skitting- to tease, bully, or fool someone
2.-In scotland- to take a dump, to excrete

1. "and you're ugly- nah- I'm only skitting "
2. "S/he's gone skitting"

by Lord and Lost September 13, 2003

lie snitching

to lie on someone while attempting to tell on them

“do not jack anything she says. shorty is known for lie snitching... smh, making up stories to get niggas in trouble”

by sretaw, trebor April 7, 2019

slinching

To consume alcohol at a rate of 1/12 of an average college students drinking rate. 1/12 of a slug equals a slinch.

Kid was saying he was gonna be slugging all night. He's still slinching on his first beer

by Boonster30 April 10, 2011

Smithing off

The act of masturbating in public places. For example a school or a work place.

John: Hey did you see that kid smithing off in class.

Marshall: yeah dude that is so disgusting.

by M.J. Moobs September 1, 2009

sketchin out

The actions of a drug exposed individual as they actively search for the location that they put the piece of crack that they can swear they set away for a rainy day or when they mistakingly thought the cops were gonna raid the sketchpad. Such actions include the following: cooking blasts while ducking behind the windowsill, laying the pipe down and peeking out the window, relentless pacing and progressive removal of house furnishings to make sketchin easier.

(1)Carl did ten ringers in a row before sketchin around looking for a new brillo.
(2) Carl was sketchin out for ten minutes before he realized that collin had scraped his resin

by Sketchy-C November 7, 2005

Audrey Kitching

Audrey Kitiching, a Trashy Scene Queen, Model & Hairdresser, & also really boring & pretty retarded.
She has no originality & looks like every other person on Myspace, But instead fucks boys in shit Emo and Scene bands, & dyes her hair until her scalp bleeds.

An Idol for 13 year old girls who are HxC & have already lost their Virginity, & know everything about her. They also all tend to have a Myspace account.

She is also known for getting flamed, & getting other kids who don't know about her flamed, on popular Livejournal community's.

13 year old girl #1: "Lolz! Did u here tht Audrey Kitching dyed her hair again!!!???11"
13 year old girl #2: "No Waii! I bet she lookz suuu kwl!!"

Person #1: "Uhmmm haii guiz, I'm wondering where I cud find a pic of dis girl? *shows picture of Audrey* Haz she gotz a myspace? I luv her hairz!"
Person #2: "LOLZ AUDREY!"
Person #3: "Lolz!11 Just look @ everi othr person on myspace!"
Peron #4: "LOLZ! LOLZ! U GOT PWNED."

by Some kid from December 15, 2008