sniper smurf

It's nice to meet you, but it's even better to meet me. My name is SniperSmurf. I have 290 hours with Bastion in total and I specialize in sticking it straight up their fuckin culo. Bastion is a way of life for me. I go in there, I bend them over, I open their cheeks nice and wide, I get a nice, clear view of their colon, prostate, and the coccyx, and I knucklefuck them all the way up to the palm, right up the butt cut, so they feel a burning sensation deep in the ass-pussy like IcyHot. Bastion is a way of life for me, I never change my character, fuck you. If at any point during the match you want me to change characters, I will gladly suggest you go fuck yourself. I follow absolutely no type of team composition. If you wanna give orders, give them to eachother, don't you dare bring that shit to me. All I know how to do is go in there, get a lot of poopoo on my peeter, and a lot of shit on my dick from sticking it straight up their ass. Now let's go team.

''OMG! LOOK AT THAT SEXY SNIPER SMURF''

by 12inchpenis32 May 7, 2022

sniper

Hiding in a closet while two people are having sex and proceeding to beat off in the closet. Right before you're about to blow, it is the act of running out of the closet and busting a nut on them and then running away.

"You should of seen the look on their faces when I pulled the sniper on my roommate and his girlfriend"

by Rip April 4, 2004

Sniper Drainer

Someone who depletes sniper ammo in an online gmae to prevent the enemy from using it.

Damn that Sniper Drainer, I finally get snipes and there is no ammo!

by Cogitator October 4, 2008

Sniper Jocking

Refers to the act of jocking on someone from a distance. One would sniper jock someone in the early stages of jocking, if any thing ever comes of it.

Jaydon: CJ, that girl is sniper jocking you.

CJ: Die in a fire.

Jaydon: Nice.

by jaydon the don October 16, 2008

sinners handshake

when your lover gives you a hand job while in a church lot or park while people watch

my hunny gave me the sinners handshake and some kid slipped and skinned his knee in the juice

by mr potato shmoop October 11, 2009

Sniper Wiper

Nickname for any sniper rifle from the Gears of War series, Or the Halo series. The name comes from the first Gears of War where the sniper rifle somewhat resembled a windshield wiper.

Hence the name Sniper Wiper. Can also be implied when someone that is god like with the sniper picks it up and commences to "wipe" out the whole enemy team.

Hes got the sniper wiper! Stop him!

by MixMasterOink November 27, 2011

sinerio

Terrible misspelling of "scenario"

Ay bro, did you see Tim's hand out? He spelled scenario as "sinerio"

LMAO. That guy is an idiot for sure.

by RrenjkandoffNJKLDjfklaRNDRT May 17, 2018