Shmackel

Mr. Jiggledaddy, Rumple foreskin, the one-eyed monster, your COCK!!!!!! (Can also be used as an insult to describe a dumbass.)

"Hey baby, wanna ride my shmackel?"
"Look at that shmackel there, what a dumb ass"

by Jayden November 2, 2003

Shmao

A word used just to irritate people. Say it many times in a short period of time and people will be annoyed. A key word in heckling a person.

Hey Noah, What is the homework? - asked Lexi

Shmao! Shmao! Shmao! - Noah replies

by TheSecretHiller June 14, 2016

shacoon

Someone who is assigned the lowest type of work. A Lacky.

We need a shacoon to dig the ditch.

by Frank Partyka August 6, 2003

Momma Shmack

When a 700 + pound, African American man breaks down your front door and proceeds to punch your mother in the face so hard that she crashes thru the nearest wall.

" Man !! Did you see Big Brian fuck that bitch up?"
" Hell yes !! That was a severe Momma Shmack !! I hope she makes it out of her coma."

by Bel Aire Beeryan April 8, 2010

Shmacked

To be so drunk or so high to the point of not being able to function.

"Man I was so shmacked last night I couldn't even say George Washington."

"I'm shmacked!"

by 12368kyl October 11, 2009

shmack

To put the bone down

Josh was so drunk that he put the shmack with that big nappy ho from the club

by Conrad Wetherford October 20, 2007

shmack

to smack

by sleepisbetter June 28, 2003