Shanting

Getting to work late, leaving early, doing personal things at work, having stupid reasons on why you have to leave early

At 2 p.m. Joe says, "I have to leave. I don't want to sit in traffic." Fellow employee, "Why are you always shanting?"

by Youknowdaboy August 1, 2016

shanking

The act of angry masturbation, with a motion similar to stabbing someone in the stomach.

Damn, dude. You're shaking. Maybe you need a good shanking.

by crunch86 October 27, 2010

Shanking

A mix of shagging and spanking.

Dude, Me and Katie were shanking all night !

by Dummerica May 5, 2008

shagging

To go out with you friends and turn up

I'm going out shagging tonight

by 3MMM May 8, 2016

TJ Shagging Disease

When someone gets fucked so hard they develop what is called the TJ Shagging Disease, biggest symptom is wrinkles

Girl 1: What happend to claire?
Girl 2: She caught the Tj shagging disease

by mattyj123 January 11, 2012

slanging

To bang, sleep with or otherwise hump.

Yo Steve. Are Alvin and Madelyn still slanging?

Oh yeah, they be fuckin.

by wbubblegunit August 29, 2017

Shanking

the practice of excreting and masturbating simultaneously

"Excuse me waiter, could you please prepare my bill - I have a busy evening of shanking planned"

by JDL1234567890 July 1, 2005