Shitlocks

The dreaded ass hairs after taking a wicked shit.

My shit came out so hard and dry it gave my asshair shitlocks.

by snife83 October 19, 2015

shitlock

when your shit gets lock in your asshole

i tried to shit and my shit wouldnt come out so i experienced shitlock

by zavien dewitt October 25, 2016

Shitcock

Noun. A term for the top person in a male homosexual relationship. This term comes from the amount of feces left on the penis.

Dude, when I got done with Harris last night, I was such a shitcock.

by Casimirhusky August 28, 2017

Shit clock

Someone who putts in minimal effort, wastes time. people who do not participate.
in a classroom setting, a shit clock is someone who does not take interest in the class.

Jeff didn't contribute anything in that meeting, he's such a shit clock!
We all had to stay late because of that shit clock!
They didn't pass because they were being such shit clocks.

by LuckyLock August 28, 2018

Shitlocks

Poorly braided dreadlocks that look awful.

Man, did you see his dreadlocks? Moar liek shitlocks, amirite?

by RoundenBrown October 18, 2018

Shitcock

An expression used when someone is very hurt.

Frank put his hand too close to high-voltage electricity.

"Shitcock!"

by AtlanticComputer September 16, 2020

shitlock

An awful glitch in Super Metroid that happens when you hold X while entering a hatch.

It constantly charges in the cutscene, but when fired it appears uncharged.

"Emulator users have the most problems with shitlocking."

by anonymous April 14, 2021