One of the worst things in existence. It happens when you can't afford Spotify Premium, and most of the adverts are about the most random things. They also lie to you. When they say to watch a really long advert for 30 minutes without adverts, do not listen to them.
Person 1: Ugh, I just got two Spotify Adverts in a row. One was about how they're hiring prison chaplains, and the other was about Co-op Funeral Care.
Person 2: If the prisoners kill you, at least you'll have a good funeral!
Person 2: If the prisoners kill you, at least you'll have a good funeral!
by WinsomCash June 11, 2023
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Bill: *throws phone after the 84576774th ad*
Bill: " man, i should get spotify premium to stop all these ads"
Bill: *throws phone after the 84576774th ad*
Bill: " man, i should get spotify premium to stop all these ads"
by ytlaser12334455 September 30, 2023
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A music streaming app and website. There's a free version with ads, and a premium version without them (plus unlimited skips on songs).
Person A: What's your Spotify username? I wanna follow you.
Person B: I don't have it, I use Apple Music.
Person A: Wow, you should use Spotify. It's so much better.
Person B: I don't have it, I use Apple Music.
Person A: Wow, you should use Spotify. It's so much better.
by pitayaturtle October 7, 2023
Get the spotify mug.A man or woman who has many followers on Spotify. A Spotify whore gives you hope by pretending they love through music but they have this connection with 15 people.
by Shookalaka October 20, 2023
Get the Spotify whore mug.The Spanish version of the word "Spotify," indicates people who have no life and listen to music all day. They listen to new songs every day, saying things like, "Did you see Drake's new album?"
Miguel: "María, did you watch the new album by Jake on Spótify?"
María: "Miguel, I'm studying. Pester me about it later. There's a test tomorrow."
Miguel: "But did you see Drake's new album on Spótify?"
María: "Miguel, I'm studying. Pester me about it later. There's a test tomorrow."
Miguel: "But did you see Drake's new album on Spótify?"
by TheCreatorofWakeGobbers October 31, 2023
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When some Trumpreneurs are entertaining the idea of making the Pinocchio-in-Chief’s manifold lies available on Spotify in different music or podcast formats so that they sound pleasing or soothing to the ears of millions of ultra-MAGA cult members.
Guesstimate how much royalty creators could be raking in every month by Spotifying Trump’s lies in different languages.
by Covido November 23, 2023
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