The act of farting in public and then quickly vacating the area so that people don't know you did it. A distraction mechanism, like faking a call on your cell phone or messing with you iPod is a clever move. Try not to be noticed, and get out of there before the stank settles!
"I farted on the bus yesterday, so I immediately got off at the next stop and left the stank in the bus for the other schmucks. It was a perfect poot-n-scoot!"
by PootskieDoodle April 17, 2009
Get the poot-n-scoot mug.The act of dragging one's ass across the floor using only hands and heels. Usually accompanied by a dangling tongue. Similar to when a dog drags his butt on the floor to itch it's anus.
The butt-scoot is often a remedy for unsuccessful wiping or removal of excess schmog.
It also can be used as an act of defiance or mockery.
The butt-scoot is often a remedy for unsuccessful wiping or removal of excess schmog.
It also can be used as an act of defiance or mockery.
The managers sat speechless in amazement as Erik did the butt-scoot around the boardroom in protest for having the meeting on a Friday at 4:30PM.
Jason won the $10 bet by successfully completing the butt-scoot all the way down the bar.
3 hours after his schmogging, Leonard found itch relief by doing the butt-scoot.
Jason won the $10 bet by successfully completing the butt-scoot all the way down the bar.
3 hours after his schmogging, Leonard found itch relief by doing the butt-scoot.
by Lord Smitty March 17, 2011
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A collective term used when a group of lads congregate together in public. Typically they have quite savage personalities.
by Savage Salty Boi November 13, 2018
Get the lime scoot mug.A mold usually made with a sand base, where someone takes their (usually flaccid) penis, and plows through it, leaving behind a dick imprint. These molds are usually sold as something else, such as a fossil.
by Mr.SidVicious November 26, 2018
Get the Dick Scoot mug.a mookie scoot is a sexual act in which you first take a shit, dont wipe your ass, fuck someone and then proceed to scoot your shitty ass on their chest.
can also be refered to as scooting the mooky
can also be refered to as scooting the mooky
"man i fucked this dirty bitch last night. she let me fuckin mooky scoot her."
"sometimes you just gotta scoot the mooky, you dig?"
"sometimes you just gotta scoot the mooky, you dig?"
by gdubbz and flargums September 12, 2006
Get the mooky scoot mug.by Nilbert Nullingsworth August 25, 2003
Get the fruit scoot mug.I was pretty horny last night, so I hooked up with some ugly chick from the bar. It was a total shoot and scoot.
by Joe Smith Johnson February 20, 2008
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