salem shampoo

a sexual act in which one flexible man fellates himself, and retains the semen expelled from his penis in his mouth, before spitting it into the hair of his partner (usually another man).

so he said he was going to show me a neat trick, and then he gave me a salem shampoo.

by Boss Haole April 7, 2008

Salem

A retarded fucking cat

Salem you fucking retard

by Nick Valentin June 27, 2019

sayjem

Jem is the main character from - JEM and THE HOLOGRAMS!!!!

say it, say jem!!!!

by Anonymous March 21, 2003

salem

a male bitch whipped by a female

Chan is a salem and muffintop got him on lockdown.

by grampa smurf March 27, 2008

salem witch trials

cherisse's favorite place to live. she lives on a park bench in the middle of salem witch trials and cries consistently as she masturbates in front of all of the townspeople. and the ghosts. the ghosts are awesome. SOMEONE GET THE SPATULA!

cherisse lives in salem witch trials and owns a spatula.

by Katiehjadhsaj December 28, 2007

salem

A salem can be defined as a muslim or a muslim asshole whom unwillfully takes a vow of celibacy in most cases because most salem's either are not interested in girls or girls are not interest in the said salem; Also most salem's live in shacks is also a topic of a most popular book written by Stephen king called "salem's lot".

Look at Salem over there, damn he smells from here.

Dude your street looks bad because all because of salem's lot over there

by clapback September 24, 2004

Salem Witch Trial

A sexual act. What you do is, dunk a girl\'s head in a toilet, and as you do it, you pound her, all the while screaming \"she\'s a witch!\" And occasionally flush to give her air. If she is found innocent, she will be freed, if she is guilty, she will be burned at the stake.

Dude, last night I picked up a chick at a club and performed the \"Salem Witch Trial,\" turns out she was a witch.

by Ronco, the brand new god April 26, 2005