sleeping

something you never get enough of once you hit the age of 15.

fairly obvious person: wow, you like crap cheryl.
cheryl with the bags under her eyes: thanks. its because i never get enough sleep.
fairly obvious person: you should be sleeping now.
cheryl with the bags under her eyes: (she passed out.)

by anonymous ashley girl February 18, 2009

Sleeping Beauty

The sleeping beauty is where you and your partner fall asleep with the males dick inside the female’s vagina

Hey Christian, Susie and I did the sleeping beauty last night!

by Pyrozore June 6, 2021

let sleeping dogs lie

it means "don't bring up an old subject or trouble."

1: What about that time when I shagged his girl?
2: Dude, let those sleeping dogs lie.
1: Oops, gotcha.

by International Bad Boy November 20, 2004

seeping farts

uncontrollable farts that manage to seep out, usually silent

"You may clench as hard as you can but they still manage to seep out."
"Goddamn smelly Seeping farts"

by bourkes May 16, 2005

Sleeping With

When two people share a bed to experience sexual positions and cuddle afterwards til morning

Amanda : Wow Chad's sure been a dick since Kiersten started Sleeping With Jake!
Kaylee : No kidding he took a dump on his desk yesterday and made me clean it up!
Amanda : Oh my god that's disgusting I would have quit!
Kaylee : I would have but I need this damn job!
Chad : Hey you two stop the chit chat and get your asses back to work or I will hand you my feces on a plate and make you eat it!
Amanda : That's it I quit!
Chad : So Kaylee you need this damn job well if you don't start Sleeping With me Your Fired!
Kaylee : Fuck you I quit too!
Chad : You two will never work in this town again!

by SlopNChop July 12, 2017

sleeping naked

1. A practice that is shunned publicly by the general populace, but privately performed by millions. Particularly enjoyable when you have satin sheets.

2. Something you probably shouldnt spring on your girlfriend the first time she stays over.

3. Something not to do when sleeping on your best mate's couch after a heavy night of drinking.

1. Pastor to the clergy: "Sleeping naked is a sin, and those who partake of it will burn in hell! It promotes promiscuity and filth!!"

2. gf: "Arghghg! what's that?"
you: "Nothing i just like to sleep naked"
gf: "You filthy perverted monkey! get away from me"

3. So i walked into the loungeroom, and there was Jamie passed out and spreadeagled on the couch. We took photos and put them on the web.

by friend of p May 1, 2005

Sleeping Abroad

The act of spending the night with someone in their bed; Sleeping in another person's bed; Getting laid in a bed that is not your own

Brian, "Yo man you didn't come home last night." Chris, "I was sleeping abroad at Laura's, oh yea."

by Chris Anderson (Boca) March 31, 2009