swamp crotch

The moistness that builds between your legs during long periods of sitting in a overly warm environment.

The drive to Vegas with no air conditioning was so long that I arrived with a bad case of swamp crotch.

by patri100ia August 7, 2016

swamp thing

(n). 1. When a male gets physically aroused while suffering from swamp ass, his member is known as "swamp thing."
2. The event of being sexually aroused while suffering from swamp ass.

I was riding my bike when this ultra fine girl walked across the street and gave me "swamp thing."

by Rylock May 5, 2008

Swamp ass

Uncomfortable pain with wet and sweaty ass literally like a swamp The only solution is Gold bond ultimate mes essentials body powder refresh 360 Other prevention measures showering and hairdryer before it kicks in full use the powder if you have Louisiana swamp ass you’re fucked The best solution is to sit on the couch and crack a cold one

I did a workout in then I got mad swamp ass

by How to fix shit June 12, 2018

swamp slayer

The man who will take one for the team and dont care sober or not no matter how ugly, fat, and repulssive the swamp donkey is. he will still layem and slayem

Beau and dylan took that swamp donk home they must be swamp slayers cause she was a nasty one.

by coontits November 16, 2009

swamp cookie

When a chick endures physical activity and her vagina gets all wet with sweat and taint juice.

I was helping my friend move in to her house all day. We drank some and stated to hook up. I was going to eat her out and while kissing her inner thighs I discovered that she had a swamp cookie. So, I made a quick maneuver and just slipped her the dick instead.

by BDBCage October 14, 2010

swamp crack

the next stage from GIG BUTT.

its profound and unstoppable sweating and soreness and seapage from the anul passage.

the only temporary cure is a shower head turned to cold setting.

even after numerous COURTESY WIPES, there is still excess SEAPAGE and soreness which in turn developes into SWAMP CRACK.

by the chodfather July 4, 2009

swamp frog

a party concoction in the same genre as jungle juice yet much better and less alcohol tasting then jungle juices (if made correctly) already low alcohol taste..
HANDLE OF EVERCLEAR
2-2LITER BOTTLES OF SPRITE
1 LARGE BOTTLE OF LIMEADE
SMALL BOTTLE LEMONADE
AND THE MOST IMPORTANT INGREDIENT
1 HUGE TUB OF LIME SORBET
mix in cooler until all of sorbet is absorbed add limes if u wish
delicious!! and drunk after like 3

i had 5 cups of swamp frog last nite and went streaking

by delbendover hassle July 31, 2006