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A rare phenomenon of most commonly Swedish or Danish children becoming bored after feasting on a large meal or smörgåsbord, if you will.
by le petit fungus May 13, 2021
Get the Smörgåsbored mug.The sexual act of sticking both index fingers into a woman's asshole and vagina, respectively, far enough until both fingers can feel the touch of the other finger.
Once this stage has been completed, one can proceed as they wish, but some popular techniques are to wiggle both fingers or move them in a circle while maintaining contact through the skin.
Once this stage has been completed, one can proceed as they wish, but some popular techniques are to wiggle both fingers or move them in a circle while maintaining contact through the skin.
Bro I smorbled my girlfriend so hard last night she came in 3 seconds.
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lmao u actually reading this?
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by theoriginalnibba January 25, 2022
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Person 2: No, who’s that
Person 1: It’s smerfy betch
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by kooliceaid January 6, 2022
Get the smerfy mug.A sexual act when someone shits on your chest, then pisses on it, and then finishes by busting a nut on it. Similar to the Cleveland steamer, but much messier
Jessica thought Ralph was going to deliver a clevland steamer, but to her surprise it was a San antonio smorgasboard
by Perve and swerve January 7, 2018
Get the san antonio smorgasboard mug.A Smorchy Bear is a large but doisle creature that is astoundingly rare. Not much is nown about the reproductive habits of the Smorchy Bear but more is being learnt as the scientific community accels. The Smorchy Bear is said to enjoy the company of small children. One witness of the Smorchy Bear observed it performing a strange ritual with its hand whilst its back was turned. This is said by some to be the Smorchy Bear practising for mating so that the beast can be the best it can be when it does finally encounter a mate.
Prince Jeffery Alexander observed the offspring of a Smorchy Bear whilst out on his morning stroll. He relayed his encouted to his chum Sir Walter Adams. Sir Walter told Prince Jeffery of the rare nature and the unknown reproductive habits of the Smorchy Bear and he was positively astounded.
"I had no idea of the rarity of the creature I just saw. I appreciate your knowledge on the subject" said a wide eyed Prince Jeffery. After their deep conversaton they enjoyed a game of badminton which Sir Walter narrowly defeated the Prince. They then sat down and had a meal of beef and enjoyed themselves immensly
"I had no idea of the rarity of the creature I just saw. I appreciate your knowledge on the subject" said a wide eyed Prince Jeffery. After their deep conversaton they enjoyed a game of badminton which Sir Walter narrowly defeated the Prince. They then sat down and had a meal of beef and enjoyed themselves immensly
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