Scorf

You open thy mouth about foot then suck in all the food in the area.

Im gonna scorf at lunch

by Oof MAN WORDS #@!$%^(**& March 19, 2019

Scorf

A small demon that has taken the form of a human boy. Its screeches are loud enough to cause your ears to bleed. Its claws are sharper than razor blades. But nothing compares to the unholy bite of this foul creature..

Scorf, STOP!

by Scorf January 31, 2019

scorf

The really long hand knitted length of fabric used by Sportacus in Lazytown after Robbie Rotten wiped his memory and forced him to make it.

A name for any scarf that is wildly long. Like, extremely long.

"Sportacus pulled out his scorf and swung in to catch Ziggy before he could fall."

by SporkalingWater December 7, 2016

Scarfman

Noted shortwave-radio hobbyist and well-respected attendee of the Winter SWL Fests held annually in Kulpsville, PA. As a maverick of cutting-edge fashion, he has made indoor scarf-wearing all the rage among the trendiest hipsters and tripsters of radio ghettos worldwide. Never satisfied with mere radio listening, he has personally logged several thousand serial numbers of every type of radio equipment ever produced. In addition to this exhaustive pursuit, he can be seen frequently recording audio clips of the forums presented at the Winterfests.

A true radio original..

As a sideline, Scarfman works with worldwide police departments and Interpol as a Stolen Radios Recovery Consultant, providing serial numbers that match with numbers provided to the authorities by the victims of radio theft.

by The Unit "151" January 13, 2008

scoofa

A celebratory exclamation, similar to 'booyah,' used by Merlin (William Papadin's characterization) while playing DnD.
It's often accompanied by a fist pump.

"Is there a hot MILF inside the angry mountain troll?"
"...No. There's no hot MILF inside; but, you do find a shovel."
"Scoofa!"

by msinkwell September 23, 2021

Scorbus

The couple made up of Scorpius Malfoy and Albus Potter. The purest same sex romantic relationship created In modern literature, despite JK Rowling claiming the two boys are heterosexual.

"Did you read Harry Potter and the Cursed Child"
"Yeah, did you notice how gay scorbus was?"
"Of course, everyone with a brain did"

by BL--- August 8, 2016

Scorbus

The most real harry potter ship out there even more real the jily (james x lily )

Dispite jk rowling and the writers of the cursed child they are sooooo gay for each other

The gayestand most real ship in the world is SCORBUS .

by GAYLORD 23 December 17, 2017