Shartlesville

n. a nowhere town, that has nothing in it.

This place is such a shartlesville, they don't even have a McDonald's!

I never go to that shartlesville, only grandma's live there and there is nothing to do!

by Littlehixie March 3, 2009

shiftless negro

origionally from "Romeo Must Die" a phrase used to identify someone stupid and irritating. Someone who is worth less than you. Said between a mate and you, usually in hoarse voices pretending to be whispering but loud enough for the stupid person to hear. This creates maximum damage to the shiftless negro's feelings...but hey, they're a shiftless negro...they deserve it

P1: hey, you know that guy?
P2: ...shiftless negro?
P1: ...yeah shiftless negro, yeah, shiftless

by Mace May 5, 2006

Shitness

A poor quality witness

They found me guilty because of my shitness.

by Benncm April 20, 2011

shittles

A term used for exclamation. Contrary to popular belief, that is all it should ever be used for.

"I just dropped my phone in the toilet! SHITTLES!"

"OW, I just stubbed my toe! SHITTLES!"

"Shittles, I forgot to mail Amie her herpes cream. Oh well"

by donotello August 5, 2008

shitles

another slang word for "shit"

"AWWW shitles, i gotta go boof some bitch tonight."

by your mom October 9, 2003

Morning shitness

When you wake up feeling like crap for no good reason. Often a symptom of clinical depression.

'Dude, be online at 9 tomorrow, I've been getting serious morning shitness lately and it'd be great to talk to someone to cheer me up'

by beetee-> May 17, 2010

shitless

Derogatory term defining one whose actions or self have been deemed either useless or inappropriate.

"Why ain't y'all workin?! Damn shitless negros!"
- Romeo Must Die

by ThirtySixMethods November 10, 2004