Seal Hunter 

Getting a female to masterbate then clubbing her in the back of the head with a heavy object

"Did you hear about Josh and his gf last night?"
Yeah, I heard he gave her a Seal Hunter and knocked her out cold for 2 hours

Seal Hunter by pumpkintaco2 October 31, 2009

seal of approval 

To nut on a girl's face then proceed to slap her with one dick on the same spot to create a imprint which is the seal of approval

kary, "last night i gave jenny my seal of approval"

adrian, "how"

kary, "I nutted on her face and slapped her in the face with my dick"

adrian, "Nice"

seal of approval by Nimare June 10, 2010

Seal Slap 

Taking both your arms and slapping someone's shoulder with both of your hands, making the sound of a seal while doing so.

"Dude, come here!"
"What?"
"SEAL SLAP!"
"....Wtf is wrong with you?"

Seal Slap by FunnySpazCat September 13, 2011

seal of approval 

Tatoo above the crack of a woman's ass. Tramp Stamp

Sam, "Do you think that Bitch is a virgin."

Bill, "No Sam I noticed her seal of approval."

seal of approval by Intercool July 15, 2009

seal flubber kiss 

A seal flubber kiss is like an eskimo kiss but when both people have a cold and runny noses

While eskimo kissing, the mucus from the runny noses of the two people mixes. Hmmm delicious and romantic seal flubber kisses

seal flubber kiss by nopouties September 16, 2010

SEAL hunting

1) Refers to the annual hunting of Harp Seals, which takes place in the Canadian arctic.

2) The process by which US special forces enter a country and strike at their enemies.

A- Hear what happened in Somalia the other day? SEAL Team VI killed a buch of pirates and saved a US and a Dutch citizen.

B- SEAL hunting at its finest.

SEAL hunting by ASSET12 March 4, 2012

Seal Team Six

While banging a girl from behind, you whisper her name until she turns her head towards you, and then you pull out and blast her twice in the face. For dramatic effect, you might even yell "Geronimo" afterwards.

Kyle's high school crush played hard to get for nearly 10 years, but he finally Seal Team Sixed her last weekend.

Seal Team Six by frankfantasia September 5, 2014