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A shitty place where they teach you useless crap which you'll probably forget by the time you're an adult, and I'm not even mentioning that it also fucks up the social life of many students and that its one of main causes of teen suicide worldwide
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Teacher: What is the smallest town in Russia?
Student: How is this going to help us in our future?
Teacher: That's it you just gained yourself a detention!
Student: Why?!
Teacher: Another detention!
Student: FUCK! D:<
school by sos4a August 11, 2009
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Welcome to school, the pitchfork is just a new form of discipline
School by cado July 16, 2005
place of torture that kids are foreced to go to for 13 years.
i hate school. do i really have to go today???
school by alexandra nichole September 2, 2005
A place that hundreds and thousands of parents and others claim that you can't live in the real world without going to, dispite the hundreds and thousands of music artist, movie stars and other celebrities who dropped out or never went at all. In addition, this day in age, people don't care about your IQ, everybody is only focus on looks and money, (which is why people like Paris Hilton are consider celebrities).
school= boring, dull, pointless, no point in existing
school by Da Master K July 7, 2006
A place where teachers are ignorent and pretentd to be smart.
My teacher tried to cut my left hand off with a zip strip second hour, and almost suceeded...
School by Rob March 3, 2004
The place where kids learn stuff that they won't even need in the future.
We learnt that at school..but never used it in the end.
School by SomeoneNew October 29, 2012
Once one of the most important steps in creating and maintaining society, schools in the last 60 years or so have become about as effective as a condom with no covering on the tip.

Multiple factors have contributed to the downfall of school effectiveness, including (but not limited to):

*Teachers that treat students like they're more stupid than they really are

*Schoolboards and administrations that are more concerned with what the students are wearing than what they are learning

*Textbooks so boring and poorly written they make the worst parts of the bible look like the Harry Potter books

*Students who take out their frustrations with the school system on other students, making it hard for anyone to look forward to going

*Assignments, tests, and grading systems that make students start worrying about the smallest, most insignificant things.
Schools are really now nothing but prisons that let you go home every day-so long as you return the next.
School by GaaraoftheDamned January 27, 2013