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punishment salmon

Invented by Auntie Sparknotes on the popular website "Sparklife", the punishment salmon is a fish that can punish evildoers using magic.
Your parents deserve a whack from the punishment salmon.
by TheGlassCat September 17, 2013
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flaccid salmon

The act of taking a limp dick and smacking a girl across the face until your dick is pink or the color of a salmon.
Kyle: Man i gave her a real good flaccid salmon last night
by BigT56 December 29, 2013
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Winter Salmon

In the winter time, a female might experience hairier times due to a less consistent shaving schedule. In turn, the female genital region might acquire an unusual, typically unpleasant, smell coining the word Winter Salmon.
Damn Bekah, close your legs!! I can smell that Winter Salmon.

Kirstin totally needs to get rid of her Winter Salmon. I sit three rows back behind her and I can still smell it!
by A$APJaCoB February 16, 2017
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Alabama salmon slam

When you catch a pregnant salmon on its magical journey upstream and have sex with its fish slit like a flesh light and after ejaculation you slam the salmon on the ground making a egg cum masterpiece
Did you hear? Hear What? Max and Joe have been Alabama salmon slam'n before they even read this
by The guy in your mom November 2, 2017
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Casa de Salmonella

A vile, wretched or disgusting Mexican restaurant. A truck stop in Wyoming, where they pour a burrito onto your plate out of a can. Any eating establishment where the food will place you in a race with the Devil for the nearest bathroom. A restaurant which, if it caught on fire, would cause cockroaches to stampede out like a heard of buffalo.
A roach-coach with a painting of the Virgin Mary on the side, and at least one missing tire, is the Casa de Salmonella.
by Bloater October 17, 2011
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Salma boobs

Salma boobs are gigantic, bulbous, pendulous tits that do not sag and are covered in a tasty, non-fat candy coating that doubles the pleasure.
Yup, look: she has Salma boobs. Let's start sucking.
by Jacques Asse June 16, 2009
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salman khan

Indian actor. He kind of started the whole bodybuilding and six-pack thing as cool in India.
Omg, priya did you see Salman Khan's body in that new movie.
by Ahmed Bhuiyan April 2, 2005
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