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7-11 rule

The rule that states 90% of the time you call a 7-11, the person who answers will be Indian.
The 7-11 Rule
*Ring*
(In Indian Accenet) Hello my friend, welcome to 7-11
by indianboy123 April 17, 2014
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rule 34.66

If it exists, there is a m/m story about it on a fanfiction site.
Diabetic 210-pound teenager named Bree: "I don't get it, how can we write a m/m on this touching story about how two lesbian women overcome their emotional shortcomings to embrace true love?"

Fifty-year-old woman who's never had sex: "We do a crossover with Harry Potter where they get accepted into Hogwarts and drink a gender-shifting potion that turns them into guys, and then we have Malfoy and Snape drill them in the ass while they jerk each other off."

Bree: "Of course! And after that we can add in the magical bondage chapter! How could I ever have doubted rule 34.66?"
by GET SCOTT SMITH, GET JUSTICE January 30, 2014
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Stupid rules

Boundaries made by stupid fucking teachers or leaders who think the wrong things all the time and want to fuck up your life.
Coach: What were you doing in the locker room?
Guy: I was getting changed.
Coach: Nah, you were talking and wasting your fucking time. You're suspended from changing in the locker room for two weeks.
Guy: You know what, you're a stupid coach who makes stupid rules, you fucking dumbass.
by AdomC March 7, 2015
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The Shart Rule

This is a nationally recognized rule that all persons are allowed two sharts a year without receiving any slander. Once an individual reaches the age of 50, one shart is added to their yearly limit(3 total sharts). Once this individual hits 70 they awarded unlimited sharts. If said person exceeds the shart limit they are then subject to slander. If said individual does not reach the quota, there are no rollover sharts.
“Did you hear that Ryan broke the shart rule? That’s 2 years in a row!”

I just sharted myself , only one more until I have surpassed the shart rule.”
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Rule 34

If it exists, there is porn of it. If there isn't, there will be.

Only one known exception: rule 34 itself.
1: Hey, do you know if there's any Power Rangers porn out there?
2: Rule 34.
by nsrtnmhr September 8, 2011
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5 second rule

An unwritten law dictating that if a food or other consumable item is dropped onto the floor, it may be picked up up and eaten within five seconds. The reasoning behind this is that dirt and germs take six seconds to transfer from one surface to another.
"Oops, dropped my popsicle. Five second rule!"
(Proceeds to pick up dirty-ass rocket pop and suck the lint off of it)
by Hablacraja July 10, 2004
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Hitchens Rule

A person can't discuss the virtues of water boarding in the press or on TV until they themselves have been water boarded. Named after the late journalist Christopher Hitchens who had himself water boarded to experience the torture method so that he could discuss it with better insight.
A person would invoke the Hitchens Rule in social media when someone who has not been the subject of water boarding, begins to describe it in glowing terms, or that the act is not actually torture.
by neoblaque December 19, 2011
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