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Roland

to have everything go wrong; but life still goes on.
So one day, my friend was rolanded while coming home from school. He was stupid enough to jaywalk across the busiest intersection in town. So he got hit by a car and dislocated his shoulder. Writhing in pain, he managed to get some help from the driver and the watching bystanders. However, when the authorities came, he was fined for jaywalking and received demerit points on his licence, while the driver got off scot-free. At least he survived the day.
by Asymptom October 28, 2012
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Roland

ex. "He is so hipster. Must be a Roland."
by TheTruth2 September 21, 2012
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Roland

You think he hates you but that’s just his personality. Sarcastic. PLANTS. Also nerdy. Acts like he doesn’t care but spends hours on school. Creative. I would pay to see the inside of his brain. Tends to be v quiet alone but when he meets his other Sister and Brother Braincells he goes insane.
All of Roland’s plant children are lovely!
by jynbug September 8, 2019
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The Roland Drumroll

This is when a female is laying on her back and a man stratles her with his gouche region on her mouth. From here, the man lifts his erect penis in to the air, and flicks it onto the forehead of the female. If done properly, the penis should bounce upward with force. You can repeat quickly so it makes the sound of a snare drum, or go in a slow beating motion until there is red marks upon the forehead.
"Yo bra, my bitch was actin' up so I wiped out my manhood and gave her a The Roland Drumroll."
by Dingleberry drop-kick June 6, 2009
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Ian Rosland

Ian Rosland, can you fuck me?
by Sydney Rosland March 9, 2021
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Pulling a Rolando

When you take your friend to the bar then dump them to talk to a short guy and have you entertaining weirdos who claim they are Lady Gaga or any one who is famous at the time.
Dude let’s go to the bar. No so you can keep pulling a Rolando on me?
by The other Karen February 22, 2020
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Roland

Were there any Rolands at the fiesta last night?
by gsm221 May 23, 2018
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