rooney

An ass crease left on a leather sofa preferbly - or similar materials. Also see 'wet rooney'

That fat guy left a huge rooney on the sofa...

by ali wahab April 4, 2007

rooked

to mess something up, usually by lack of experience. (from "rookie" or "rook")

I rooked it last night on my date; I doubt I'll ever see that person again.

Ah man, you rooked it!

by signe c. October 30, 2006

Rooney

A goal, a feat performed by kicking a football into the net.

"Dad look what I can do!" *kid kicks football into net* "I got a Rooney."

by f00k July 24, 2007

Rooney

When a girl you are hooking up gets completely naked and mounts you - but proceeds to only give you a handjob followed by a blowjob.

Brad was excited when she took all her clothes off, but was very disappointed when all he received was a Rooney.

Graham: That girl seemed slutty, you close the deal?
Brad: Nah, I thought so, but I guess she is only cool with slangin' out Rooneys.

by CharleysNinja July 25, 2011

Wayne Rooney

A english soccer player who will walk right into history books. he plays for Manchester United and is the best ever..

o wow who is number 10 for Manchester United?
thats Wayne Rooney.
o wow hes good, there he goes in for the GOOOOAALLL.......

by nikeman23 July 11, 2010

Wayne Rooney

Earns more money than all of the haters on here COMBINED. Superb footballer but bad temper which he will inevitably get under control soon enough. Constant target of jokes and abuses by dumb English people but he ignores them all cuz the money is too much for him to even care about the talentless no names trying to get some attention. Wayne rooney is unlucky to come from England. his talent is not deserving of such a shit country like England. should have been German or Spanish or even American. Plays for the best football team in England and one of the best on the planet Manchester United. Admired by Mancunians and real football fans because he could not care less what anyone says about him. He is not about to change for anyone and he will not succumb to the Politically correct rubbish of England. He is the realest english footballer since Gazza.

All you internet warriors can say what you want about Wayne Rooney online cuz you are too scared to say that to him in person cuz you know he's gonna plant your face in your ass.

by bbbbgggg June 16, 2011

Wayne Rooney

One of the best (next to Pele, Beckham, and Ronaldhino, 0h! and Ronaldo (the cute one :)) futbol players in the English Premier League GO MANCHESTER UNITED!!!!!!!!!!

:)

He dribbles like Wayne Rooney
Wayne Rooney is so wicked!

by LAXERCHICALC14 April 18, 2005