Birdy Revenge

The type of revenge you get on birds for shitting on your car.

The preferred method is by going up to a birds nest, waiting for the mother bird to leave her eggs, climbing up to a sturdy limb right above said nest and taking a shit on the birds nest.

Works best if you have diarrhea.

If the mother bird still hasn't returned to the now defaced nest, feel free to take any eggs that haven't broken home for some awesome scrambled eggs. Just make sure to clean the shit off of them first.

Jack: Dude you were pretty pissed at those birds that crapped on your newly waxed car last week.

Kyle: Yeah but the next day I found a birds nest and got me some sweet birdy revenge.

Jack: You shit on some birds?

Kyle: Nope. Just the nest. There were some yummy looking eggs in there too, so I was thinking " Hey free breakfast"!

by Mick the Dick July 11, 2011

dwarf's revenge

Pluto was originally one of the 9 planets in our solar system, then it got booted from the list for being too small. Now, it's back, and it brought it's dwarf friends with it!

Pluto is back with Ceres and Eris! That's what I call a dwarf's revenge.

by Obblie Gobblie March 4, 2008

Revenant

1.Undead, one who has risen from the dead.

2.The corpse or spirit of a condemned executed Criminal, returns to seek revenge on it's executioners and the living in general.

1. Revenant is the politically correct name for zombies.

2. Many horror movies monsters can be considered Revenants. Freddy Krueger for example.

by A DarkMind July 14, 2007

Reven

1. Never backwards.
2. What it sounds like when Scooby Doo says "seven"

1. Never is just reven backwards.
2. Would you do it for 7 scooby snacks?
Reven? Rou ret!

by fapathy February 19, 2009

Rehnquist's Revenge

After telling a woman you love her to get her into bed, you invite her to your house for a traditional German dinner the next day. When she arrives at the door, you answer dressed as a level 64 lawful good paladin and deny her entry because she does not have Article III standing. As she begins to cry, you console her by saying, “its ok baby you have Article LXIX (69) standing” and point to the back of the 89’ Volvo station wagon parked in your driveway.

Sally's eyes welled with tears as she turned to look at the Blue Volvo station wagon parked in Ralph's driveway. "Not Again," she whispered to herself, "this is the last time i'm going to be a victim of a Rehnquist's revenge!"

by Tim Clayton December 16, 2008

Denny's Revenge

Noun, used to describe the discomfort and subsequent bowel movement that follows eating at Denny's. This term can apply to any restaurant's disagreement with one's digestion. Typically this is used to describe an unpleasant excretion like diarrhea or one that burns, but an also be used to describe one that is fowl smelling or massive in size.

Last night, me and some friends went to Denny's, I got the Grandslamwhich. I've been having Denny's Revenge ever since...

by cheese-danish721 January 28, 2011

TURKISH REVENGE

in Turkey, if you stab someone above the waist, it is considered an attempt at murder. To bypass the charge, but also teaching someone a lesson, a Turkish Revenge is when someone is stabbed below the belt, i.e. the ass. Coined in the movie "Midnight Express."

"...you can stab or shoot somebody below the waist but not above because that's intent to kill. So everyone runs around stabbing everyone else in the ass. That's what they call Turkish revenge." --Billy Hayes, Midnight Express

by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW March 2, 2007