Get the Redneck mug.A rural middle class worker who's neck is sunburnt from long hours working on a farm, hence the name redneck.
You know you're a redneck if:
You have a boat in your driveway even if you live 100 miles from the ocean and haven't moved it since you bought it.
You have 15 campers in your yard
You haven't mowed your lawn in 15 years
You have a beat up 1999 pickup truck with trump stickers all over it
You take up two or more parking spots when you park
Your dining room is full of dirty clothes
You disowned your gay son and your feminist daughter
You have 15 dui's but still somehow have your licence
You've been married 5 times and have many illegitimate children
You beat your wife until she threatens you with a gun
Your barn burned down because you left a burning cigar in it
You sit on the porch chainsmoking and chugging beers every night
All your kids are named after confederate war generals
You claim to love America but yet you fly a confederate flag
You're racist
You deny the Holocaust
You use public bathrooms to save on your water bill and toilet paper
You have an antenna up and watch pirated tv stations instead of buying cable
You live in North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Kentucky, West Virginia, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Arkansas, Texas, or Missouri
Your kids don't go to school, instead they get a "real education" by working on your ranch
You claim to be a "real christian" despite being a pothead, alcoholic, and being divorced 5 times and disowning your kids
Your wife weighs more than your 20 kids combined
You have a boat in your driveway even if you live 100 miles from the ocean and haven't moved it since you bought it.
You have 15 campers in your yard
You haven't mowed your lawn in 15 years
You have a beat up 1999 pickup truck with trump stickers all over it
You take up two or more parking spots when you park
Your dining room is full of dirty clothes
You disowned your gay son and your feminist daughter
You have 15 dui's but still somehow have your licence
You've been married 5 times and have many illegitimate children
You beat your wife until she threatens you with a gun
Your barn burned down because you left a burning cigar in it
You sit on the porch chainsmoking and chugging beers every night
All your kids are named after confederate war generals
You claim to love America but yet you fly a confederate flag
You're racist
You deny the Holocaust
You use public bathrooms to save on your water bill and toilet paper
You have an antenna up and watch pirated tv stations instead of buying cable
You live in North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Kentucky, West Virginia, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Arkansas, Texas, or Missouri
Your kids don't go to school, instead they get a "real education" by working on your ranch
You claim to be a "real christian" despite being a pothead, alcoholic, and being divorced 5 times and disowning your kids
Your wife weighs more than your 20 kids combined
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Can you honestly say you would want someone else?
We would lose our spot on the totem pole of the world.
Can you honestly say you would want someone else?
We would lose our spot on the totem pole of the world.
by ch3no2 July 18, 2003
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by AllysonT May 4, 2008
Get the Redneck mug.Look at Billy Bob McGee over there, chugging his moonshine while yelling out racist obscenities. What a NASCAR loving, gun toting, 3 teeth possessing, redneck.
by Schmucklebum February 15, 2013
Get the Redneck mug.The word used to describe really dumbass people who use ductape to fix everything. They like to pour gasoline on ANYTHING to make even the most non-flamable flamable, wear plaid with the sleeves gone, and boots with the pants half tucked in and out. Basically the least developed lifeforms of this planet.
Redneck Girl: "My 14ft high truck's tire fell of, shoot."
Redneck Guy: "Darlin i can fix it with some ductape and some beer."
Redneck Guy: "Darlin i can fix it with some ductape and some beer."
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