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Redneck

A rural middle class worker who's neck is sunburnt from long hours working on a farm, hence the name redneck.
You know you're a redneck if:

You have a boat in your driveway even if you live 100 miles from the ocean and haven't moved it since you bought it.
You have 15 campers in your yard
You haven't mowed your lawn in 15 years
You have a beat up 1999 pickup truck with trump stickers all over it
You take up two or more parking spots when you park
Your dining room is full of dirty clothes
You disowned your gay son and your feminist daughter
You have 15 dui's but still somehow have your licence
You've been married 5 times and have many illegitimate children
You beat your wife until she threatens you with a gun
Your barn burned down because you left a burning cigar in it
You sit on the porch chainsmoking and chugging beers every night
All your kids are named after confederate war generals
You claim to love America but yet you fly a confederate flag
You're racist
You deny the Holocaust
You use public bathrooms to save on your water bill and toilet paper
You have an antenna up and watch pirated tv stations instead of buying cable
You live in North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Kentucky, West Virginia, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Arkansas, Texas, or Missouri
Your kids don't go to school, instead they get a "real education" by working on your ranch
You claim to be a "real christian" despite being a pothead, alcoholic, and being divorced 5 times and disowning your kids
Your wife weighs more than your 20 kids combined
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 9, 2020
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Redneck

DALLAS GILKER!!
He is a Redneck because he wears overalls with red shoes.
by ghetto420 December 13, 2010
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Redneck

Mother fuckers still dont know who own this country.They keep talkin their shit
Why are most presidents rednecks.
Can you honestly say you would want someone else?
We would lose our spot on the totem pole of the world.
by ch3no2 July 18, 2003
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Redneck

People who do not know how to dress properly, and they are super dumb and ONLY listen to country and only shops at walmart to buy their clothes.
Farms have mainly rednecks or places with ponds.
by AllysonT May 4, 2008
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Redneck

The word used to describe really dumbass people who use ductape to fix everything. They like to pour gasoline on ANYTHING to make even the most non-flamable flamable, wear plaid with the sleeves gone, and boots with the pants half tucked in and out. Basically the least developed lifeforms of this planet.
Redneck Girl: "My 14ft high truck's tire fell of, shoot."

Redneck Guy: "Darlin i can fix it with some ductape and some beer."
by No Gram January 24, 2014
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Redneck

Imagine a white person.

Then take away all the money, privilege, and education, but leave behind the arrogance, hubris, and prejudice.
Grandma Walker is a redneck.
by garcalej August 4, 2018
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Redneck

Someone who owns a skunk or coon cap. If you grab a beer and wear a flannel shirt with the sleeves ripped off to go see a tractor pull. If you have ever lived in a beige RV or camper. You might be a redneck if you can spit faster than you can think of what letter comes after q or if you have a beer bellie but still make attempts to fix everything in the house. You may be a red neck if you have a trashy white name like Samantha hicks or Doug or maybe a Randy.
Look at that man with the beer bellie trying to put an antennae on his camper, he must be a redneck.
by Cat whisperer June 4, 2015
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