rosterphobic

The fear of talking to women especially texting them due to the fact that you might enlist yourself in her roster

Micheal refuses to slide into her DMs cuz he knows he's rosterphobic

by Shinaman32 December 11, 2024

Rostyslav

A big fat man who likes minors and food

OH NO ROSTYSLAV IS HERE HIDE THE FOOD!!!!

by @^<[[×?×× ;&#*@((@# 260o8 d s August 5, 2025

rostaz

an awesome greyish looking cat with a tie.

“wow look at that distinguished gentleman, he must be a rostaz”.

by rostaz October 2, 2025

Roster Envy

1. The bitter mix of jealousy and regret you feel when you see someone else’s work schedule is way better than yours - more days off, better shifts, and somehow they dodged every weekend and public holiday.

2. The sudden realization that your life would be at least 37% better if whoever made their roster also made yours.

The nurses were experiencing serious roster envy ever since management implemented RosterLab and everyone else’s new wellbeing-friendly schedule meant regular sleep and weekends off, while they were still stuck on back-to-back night shifts.

by Roster Lover December 7, 2025

CJ Rostallon

When a person of any gender has the incoherent urge to projectile shit in someone else’s butthole.

You got any budda in der? CJ Rostallon

by anonymous August 16, 2021

Top of the roster stuff

Anyone who does what they want due to reaching the top of any given roster.
One who doesn't care about consequences due to obtaining top status of a roster

That guy does what he wants when he wants, thats that top of the roster stuff I'm talking about.

Wheres he at? I don't know, he's at the top of the roster, he does what he wants

by totrkos October 13, 2018

rotate the roster

When you have to get rid of some of your old hoes and bring some new ones in

Yo bro what happened to Alexa?
I had to rotate the roster man

by PedoBearToTheRescue August 23, 2021