Rare medical condition occuring in the lower digestive system. The onset of sexual arrousal stimulates "The Quake," culminating in explosive diarrhea at the exact point of orgasm. Leaving a rather messy 'Nacho Night Cap' on your lover's thighs, vagina, face, bedspread, Etc. "The Quake" is known only to be suffered by George Lazenby, the actor.
"EHEHEHEHE Baby, Got a little bit of the ole' Quake, can't help it!"
"Hey Diana, wanna hear a JOKE?!?!!? EHE EHEH EHHE UUUGHHHG (SLPAT) California Quakes! EHEHEH!"
"Hey Diana, wanna hear a JOKE?!?!!? EHE EHEH EHHE UUUGHHHG (SLPAT) California Quakes! EHEHEH!"
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The best option is to wait for an earthquake (Though this may be a rare occurrence in some parts of the world not along a fault line) but that is what makes the situation even more romantic when the time eventually comes (pun).
Follow these steps:
Step 1 - Hold genitalia tightly in hand (Not too tight).
Step 2 - Wait for earthquake (Warning: May take time).
Step 3 - Let the quake do the shake.
The best option is to wait for an earthquake (Though this may be a rare occurrence in some parts of the world not along a fault line) but that is what makes the situation even more romantic when the time eventually comes (pun).
Follow these steps:
Step 1 - Hold genitalia tightly in hand (Not too tight).
Step 2 - Wait for earthquake (Warning: May take time).
Step 3 - Let the quake do the shake.
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Greg: He just aint talkin' Jim. How can we possibly get the information out of him?
Jim: Have you tried quakerboarding?
Greg: Whats that?
Jim: We tie his arms and legs down and pour the cereal dust from the bottom of the bag into his face. That junk is seriously like a chemical weapon.
Jim: Have you tried quakerboarding?
Greg: Whats that?
Jim: We tie his arms and legs down and pour the cereal dust from the bottom of the bag into his face. That junk is seriously like a chemical weapon.
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