pulverizer

Jacking off at hyper speed with a finger in your ass.

Yesterday was terrible, I forgot to wash my hands after a pulverizer and my finger stunk all night.

by BreakerOneNine May 8, 2010

petty pilfery

Petty theft or plaguerism ect.

That website is just petty pilfery

by Patrick Awexome July 21, 2006

Anglo-pilferer

An Anglo-Celtic Australian possibly of convict lineage. Based on the belief that all Anglo-Celtic Australians are descended from convicts. Particularly offensive, albeit highly accurate.

Harry: "That bloody Anglo-pilferer didn't give me my change"
William: "Which one?"
Harry: "The Barman. Bloody Aussies they're bred for barwork and pilfering."

by Turdtrousers March 14, 2008

Premature Puller

When someone pulls the car door handle at the same time someone is unlocking the door in turn keeping the door locked. Therefore that someone who tried to open the door is a premature puller

Unlock my door! Then quit pulling the handle you premature puller.

by Christopher Edward Miller September 29, 2008

cock puffer

One who blows on the cock

OMG! i cant believe i saw howard puffin on gils dick the other night.

by Steffan August 8, 2004

pickle puffer

someone who loves to puff cocks (give head)

your girlfriend sure is a pickle puffer

by Happy December 8, 2002

Pulver

A term to describe the sick, gnarly nature of a person. A human god.

Dude, did u see that Pulver? What a beast.

He's a Pulver. thats fo sho.

by dachampster April 29, 2010