Pud-whistle

The male "piece." Slang for penis.

"Quite right, she did rub my pud-whistle something fantastic."

Can also be used as a verb: "He was pud-whistling again."

Pud-whistle by Row-Good Huxley July 16, 2008

Pud Cave 

1. The cavern created by a grossly obese man's overhanging stomach flab and thigh, surrounding his shrunken, enveloped penis, and any pubic hair.
2. A small overhanging flap of belly fat covering a man's pud.

"That 300 pound fat fuck's pud cave is so deep, i heard he sits to pee!"

Pud Cave by KoZmO bitch January 5, 2009

Pud Mud

The glazed coating of semen and fecal remnants on the penis after anal sex.

Her pud mud is extra runny tonight.

I got skunk junk from this pud mud.

He was really fillthy. I had the thickest pud mud when I was done. But hey...a hole is a hole.

Pud Mud by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018

pud wrestler 

a man who jacks off a lot

Don't shake hands with him. He's a pud wrestler!

pud wrestler by Nate June 3, 2003

Pud Pud 

A female's Vagina. Tight little fanny

ross : your so up-tight man
jacob : so is your little sisters pud pud, mate

Pud Pud by Kevin Lowrie May 10, 2009

Pud Bumping 

When 2 men thrust flaccid penis' to each other.

Hey Mike, do you wanna go hunting? Sure Charlie, I would love to go Pud Bumping!

Pud Bumping by Bug Tudley November 7, 2020

pud pullin' monkey fucker 

A sick little bastard that hides out under the bleachers at any given school event for the sole purpose of fucking the team mascot, but is glad to give a little back by giving him the reach around completely free of charge.

Bob: Hey, where's our team mascot, Funky the spunky monkey?
Dave:I dunno. Hope he didn't get bagged by that pud pullin' monkey fucker.

pud pullin' monkey fucker by kingmarki December 10, 2006