promasturbating

The art of talking too long about self pleasure. Procrastinating for wankers.

John "and then I wanked, then I wanked some more, then I had dinner, then wanked again and again"
Dave "stop promasturbating you bell end"

by DazCaz2 December 3, 2013

probaseballanalyst

an internet personality you may have seen since atleast 2007 posting on espn message boards and the zoo sports forums
a radical panther fan known for his predictions for the panthers to win the superbowl every year as well as going undefeated
also for his tales he tells of wrestling bears and punching cops in the face to get out of jail as well as others
a respected sports analyst of pro baseball and pro football..he has many fans across the zoo and espn

http://www.thesportstodayforum.com/junk_yard/1549-today_i_smacked_some_kid.html
here is an example of probaseballanalyst posts

by messageboardposter December 19, 2008

promarama

a word one uses when talking about the drama that goes on during "the prom season"

All of this promarama is making me less excited for prom.

by manaconda. March 22, 2011

Promiscuous Davenport

Means sexy couch

I am going to sit on the promiscuous davenport come and join me

by marshallsar May 28, 2013

Promadzinating

Its when you procrastinate so much, its almost mad

Madison can't stop Promadzinating, I thought he would never do his Artwork!

by Swegmister13983294820492 October 28, 2015

promageddon

When your prom experience goes horribly wrong.

Jane was hoping for a fun night at Prom but when John came up in jeans, it was a total promageddon!

by Japolina May 25, 2016

Procassionate

Procrastinating over something important, but doing something you love.

Why's Larry watching porn? He's got an exam tomorrow.
He's being procassionate.
WTF?
You know he cares about the well being of porn stars.

by FallenV May 24, 2018