Procrasturbating

Procrastinating by masturbating

I forgot to do my book report because I was procrasturbating

by Sportsguy1991 June 2, 2013

Procrastineating

Putting off something important such as writing a paper or studying to scavenge the fridge for food and eating. Common cause of weight gain in college.

If I need to get something done, I have to go to the library or I will waste all my time procrastineating.

by JeradS May 12, 2011

Package Procrastinating

Going out of your house to do anything else but wait for your long awaited package

"I have been waiting for my COD 4 Package to arrive today, but I had no patience to wait at home, so I went Package Procrastinating to the mall"

by YoYoYan December 2, 2011

Procrasturbating

The act of procrastinating/avoiding work by masturbating.

Erin: Where's mike?
Slizz:Oh ya know..
Phinney: He told me he was doing math homework, but hes probably still procrasturbating.

by double aaa April 23, 2011

procrasterbating

The art of putting off important or useless assignments so you can masturbate, so good luck and don't get caught kiddy's

My Mom walked in on me Procrasterbating last night and all she was "Jimmy at least finish your homework".

by Jacob F; November 7, 2007

procrasturbating

The act of masturbating instead of finishing something important.

I tried to finish my paper, but i ended up procrasturbating all night.

by pete galanis May 15, 2010

Procrasturbating

The act of procrastinating by way of masturbation.

Stop procrasturbating and do the dishes!

by WaltzSomeMoore September 4, 2011