Love Poetion #9

An elixer of poetry

He swooned under the influence of Love Poetion #9

by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009

player potion

A drink getting you off your tits - often moonshine, pruno, or any liquid spiked with GHB or other stimuli

Man, this right here player potion is dope

by Ekenburger June 16, 2018

Mixed Potions

The occurance of two simultaneous farts from two different sources within same proximity. 3 farts = Witches brew. (see Wizard Stew)

"hey mike, lets mix potions." "No. Thats gross."

by Andy Lara June 14, 2005

porting

the endless bitching of a girlfriend and/or female around you

Jen is just porting all the time now.

I can't take this porting much longer, it never ends.

by phreak136 August 4, 2005

ninja potion

when u cup your hand and fat into it the stick the still cupped hand willed with fart juices and nasty stank over there mouth and nose, mouth is important because alot of people will lick your hand to try to deter you, forcing to make them smell the disgusting concoction of aromas. The most important part of a ninja potion is you must whisper in there ear NINJA POTION like a real ninja would.

hey guys havent seen mark in a while yah last time i heard he was training to be a ninja,
all while mark sneaks up behind him and puts his hand over his face and whispers ninja potion as the man slowly passes out

by godzilla through tokyo January 22, 2010

Potion Keg Party

An situation which is generally in MMO/RPG's where the gameplay is based on the consumption of Health/Mana/Status of your Choice potions or the players find themselves with an excess collection of potions to the point where they could hold a Keg Party, invite all their mates and imitate a Beer Keg Party.

"I got so many Health Potions left over we could throw a Potion Keg Party, invite our entire guild and get wasted!"

by Ollie_Miles January 28, 2009

Feminist potion

To make the feminist potion you need several ingredients

1. Feminism
2. Lots of money so you can go out and eat after your girlfriend leaves you
3. A bottle of poison
4. Triggeredness
5. Fermented retardedness
6. A father figure
7. A lesbian
8. And finally a overwhelming female presence
Final step is to stir the whole thing in a giant pot, you can have a minimum on 300 doses if you stir it right. Enjoy your intelligence level lowering.

A feminist potion used to turn smart people into a lower intelligence.

by Hoodlands kid af February 24, 2018