poof dunny

An Australian term for a public toilet block which is known to be frequented by homosexual men for sex. Sometimes on the walls of the cubicles there are adverts written in pen about cock size, phone numbers, meeting times and such of the writer. The toilets may also be frequented by poofter bashers. Watch your arse if you go to a public toilet anywhere in the inner-city beachside suburbs of Melbourne, junkies may frequent as well. George Michael is a fan of English public toilet architecture.

Xavier and Stefan were delighted at the opening of the world's largest poof dunny in St. Kilda, designed by George Michael, the world famous poof dunny aficionado. It has 500 cubicles and the world's longest piss trough where multitudes can line up and size up each other's cocks.

by kenny the portaloo man November 2, 2008

Pooffensive

When you need to take a shit so bad, that you get into a bad mood and start getting angry at the people around you.

- Aw man, I need to take a shit so bad. We need to get home.
- Oh, can we just visit this store, please.
- NO WE CAN'T VISIT THE FUCKING STORE, WE NEED TO GO! NOW.
- Sorry, someone here is pooffensive.

by imponerad February 5, 2009

poof panties

Poof Panties are underwear that poof up when you're about to fall,they poof up like parachutes.

dude go buy some of those poof panties!!!!
they help your tush!!!!
There extra supportive and comfortable

by DrTweety30 January 9, 2017

poofar

Its in between a poo and fart. When you fart and some snot like gunk comes out your ass. Also a wet fart.

Bro did you just Poofar

by KMarK November 12, 2003

poof house

The poof house is kinda like a red light district, but refered to a small joint of houses togheter where you can go pick any type of bitch you like and fuck for no less than 25€. Mostly known and used in Germany.

Hey Mat V. wanna hit the poof house after the mandatory fun day,that's where the fun really begins...

I can't wait to get off shift and go hit the poof house.

by Fran-k-bron a.K.a PaKo February 6, 2009

poofinger

A disease found commonly among those who use 1 ply toilet paper. Occurs when finger breaks paper boundry resulting in a horrid stench of the digits.

DAMN... poofinger again!

by Michael Cunningham January 27, 2004

poofcake

it's when a homosexual is so homosexual that they are beyond "fruitcake". The stage past fruitcake is poofier than a fruitcake. yet still with the gaiety of cake. the two clearly must collide resulting in a poofcake.

Fuck sake John. Stop being such a fucking poofcake.

by Tamtaw Slutson October 17, 2004