Pressure Wash the Porcelain

Occurs when one (usually male) aims for the brown stains left from a previous user in a public restroom, in order to avoid misplaced blame for having made them.

Bro, I totally had to pressure wash the porcelain in that bathroom. There was a hottie waiting in line behind me.

by TANGO December 12, 2012

Porclain Dragon

A mythical creature with big patterned scales and a hollow inside with a fire.
These are usually found near big mountain ranges

Wow the Porclain Dragon just ate that frog!

by Actian Yongnta May 14, 2021

Paint the Porcelain

An explosive spray of diarrhea such that the innards of the toilet are coated in the chocolate colored substance.

Oh man, i shouldn't have eaten that taquito. I'm about to paint the porcelain!

by Raven3113 April 19, 2009

Playing the Porcelain Trumpet

When a person farts loudly before pooing. The noise is amplified by the hollow bowl of the toilet.

After a long night competitive beer drinking, i awoke to my roomate playing the porcelain trumpet.

by joshuah! September 28, 2006

porcelin games

The olympic style run to the bathroom to puke with good form and a photo finish all due to a massive Jager hangover

Brah we got bombed last night!! Yeah we drank tons, mike played porcelin games while we played pong!

by The Great Dunnski August 18, 2009

restocking the porcelain pond w/ brown trout

squeezing out a fat one, taking a dump, releasing your bowels

Sorry i was late for school, i was busy restocking the porcelain pond w/ brown trout.

by Stromboni<miller> June 1, 2006

porcelain throne

Comes from the appearance of praying when lurched over the toilet when extremely drunk and hung over. Another phrase used is porcelain gods.

She's still in the bathroom, hanging over the porcelain throne. Or, Praying to the porcelain gods.

by haymaz April 22, 2004