Puche

The common annoying itch, caused by a large amount of pubic hair.

Guy1: "Shit! I always have puches!"

Guy2: "Dude, just shave your massive bush."

Guy1: "But it's holy to me! I'll just keep living with these puches."

by master of pubic hair August 14, 2011

puch

short for putrid. a disgrossting occurence.

Pronounced P-Yooch

ugh that tattoo on her penis was just puch

friend: you want to eat carrots?
I: puch

by kovstar February 24, 2007

mommy pouch

Fat stored below the waist line on Women who have given birth to several children. See also: gunt, FUPA.

These jeans are made for a woman with a mommy pouch.

by B Gunn February 7, 2005

Roo-Pouch

The slight tummy bulge just under the belly button on physically fit women resembling the pouch on a female kangaroo. (not to be confused with women in the first months of pregnancy)

guy1: "Wow that chick is hot, too bad she's pregnant."

guy2: "what are you talking about?"

guy1: "look at her stomach."

guy2: "nah that's just her Roo-Pouch."

by le-who? March 28, 2010

lick my pouch

kind of like lick my scrotum , was related as an australian pleasantry, referring to marsupials, i would guess

those poms can lick my pouch

by butthead April 2, 2008

pouched

when the weed your smoking in the bong/pipe is all gone

where's the weed? i swear it was rite here , pouched

by bud intrest August 19, 2006

Puchuu

The kick arse aliens on Excel Saga!

"Puchuu!!"
Said the Puchuu.

by Eathan October 30, 2006