ploppert

When you think you're going to take a really satisfying dump but only a little nugget trickles out.

I felt like I had to take a massive shit, but all I did was ploppert.

by Jager947 July 29, 2016

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shizzle poppers

Any type of candy that pops in your mouth like candy rocks.

That bitch Katrina popped some shizzle poppers in her mouth.

by Jason (the Pimp of all pimps and hoes) October 29, 2007

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An incompetent driver, almost always elderly that creates an ongoing road hazard by doing 25 in the passing lane, failing to use signals, ignoring the fact that green lights mean go, and switching lanes or pulling out in front of you with no warning. Despite AARP's propaganda to the contrary, they are as dangerous, if not more so than teen drivers due to failing senses and bad reflexes yet they get massive insurance discounts due to "driving experience" as opposed to the actual risk they pose to other drivers

Honey, I am going to be late, this Geritol Popper in front of me is doing 25 in a 45 zone.

Damn, that stupid Geritol Popper almost hit me. She didn't even look before she backed out onto the highway!

by binydeamon March 23, 2009

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Melon Popper

A head shot or to blow someone's head off (can be used when playing shooting games eg COD)

It's melon popper time!

by SJM13 June 2, 2011

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Vest Popper

Ammunition capable of piercing armor.

Armor piercing rounds.

Vest Poppers was introduced in Mobb Deep's "One of Ours"
"All of them are filled to the top of the vest poppers, we can get it on with america's best coppers."

It doesn't matter what type of armor you wearing, if you get hit with the vest popper its over.

by warng October 28, 2011

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